what.

"So… do states have bishops?"

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 23:06:16 -0400

“So… do states have bishops?”

- (via diaryofanolderbrother)

"I mean, there’s whales, like, everywhere."

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 23:06:08 -0400

“I mean, there’s whales, like, everywhere.”

- (via diaryofanolderbrother)

I haven't posted in forever

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 19:41:46 -0400

because it’s summertime and therefore I haven’t been walking around Chapel Hill daily.

"Does Russia have whales?"

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 19:40:58 -0400

“Does Russia have whales?”

- Ladies and gentlemen, my best friend.

Girl #1: I think on the TV they were talking about the third world or something and how she should've stayed in the second world.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:34:00 -0400

Girl #1: I think on the TV they were talking about the third world or something and how she should've stayed in the second world.
Girl #2: Oh, that's right, there are, like, two worlds or whatever.

"Money doesn’t buy happiness. Actually, money, like, makes you unhappy-er."

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 02:54:02 -0400

“Money doesn’t buy happiness. Actually, money, like, makes you unhappy-er.”

- insight

"I feel like an Asian woman! Like… ‘Hola! Como estas!?’ … oh, wait...."

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:38:00 -0500

“

I feel like an Asian woman! Like… ‘Hola! Como estas!?’

… oh, wait. That’s Spanish.

”

Please tell me that you hear girls at UNC say intelligent things as well!

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 22:14:41 -0500

Hahaha. Sure I do. Not very often, though.

However, that may be because I’m a cynic and the dumb conversations are the only ones my selective hearing allows me to overhear.

"Mondays, like, totally suck."

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:04:44 -0500

“Mondays, like, totally suck.”

- Breaking news.

"She was like ‘don’t do it, exclamation mark exclamation mark!!’ and I was like..."

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:04:11 -0500

“She was like ‘don’t do it, exclamation mark exclamation mark!!’ and I was like ‘daaaamn…’”

"Oh my gosh, are you here by yourself?! Oh. Wait. Are you one of those people that’s okay with..."

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 18:28:00 -0500

“Oh my gosh, are you here by yourself?! Oh. Wait. Are you one of those people that’s okay with being by yourself?
‘Cause I’m okay with that, too!!”

"When I went grocery shopping earlier today I had to stop myself from buying a lot of food..."

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 17:33:43 -0500

“When I went grocery shopping earlier today I had to stop myself from buying a lot of food ‘cause I’m planning on getting drunk later tonight.”

"I’ve heard of square waffles."

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 15:27:19 -0500

“I’ve heard of square waffles.”

- (via diaryofanolderbrother) Hahahahaha

"Yeah… She’s very single. And she likes boys. A lot."

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 15:25:32 -0500

“Yeah… She’s very single. And she likes boys. A lot.”

"So… bad news. We lost your cat."

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:14:44 -0500

“So… bad news. We lost your cat.”

"Um, I don’t want to watch a movie about small children."

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:45:12 -0500

““Um, I don’t want to watch a movie about small children.””

- about “The Lost Children of Rockdale County,” a movie we have to watch for one of my classes. It’s about an outbreak of syphilis among a group of teenagers in Atlanta, Georgia and how this revealed ”an underground youth culture of drinking, drugs and group sex.“

"Don’t fall in love cause…. boys are stupid and they shit on your face and stuff. I..."

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:52:58 -0500

““Don’t fall in love cause…. boys are stupid and they shit on your face and stuff. I don’t… ugh. Boys are stupid!””

- really, really drunk girl.

"So this morning at 6:30 I woke up and I was like “I’m gonna go work out!” and I..."

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:54:32 -0500

“So this morning at 6:30 I woke up and I was like “I’m gonna go work out!” and I went and worked out.”

- Really, though. Cool story, bro.

"She had a surreptitious face."

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:26:56 -0500

“She had a surreptitious face.”

- what.

"Wait, you walked all the way to the grocery store? In CARRBORO? Oh my god… I would never do..."

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:08:00 -0500

“Wait, you walked all the way to the grocery store? In CARRBORO? Oh my god… I would never do that.”

- note: Carrboro is 2 miles away from the farthest point on campus. From where she got off the bus at her dorm it’s 1 mile.