“So… do states have bishops?”
—(via diaryofanolderbrother)
June 2012
4 posts
“I mean, there’s whales, like, everywhere.”
—(via diaryofanolderbrother)
I haven't posted in forever
because it’s summertime and therefore I haven’t been walking around Chapel Hill daily.
“Does Russia have whales?”
—Ladies and gentlemen, my best friend.
April 2012
2 posts
- Girl #1: I think on the TV they were talking about the third world or something and how she should've stayed in the second world.
- Girl #2: Oh, that's right, there are, like, two worlds or whatever.
“Money doesn’t buy happiness. Actually, money, like, makes you unhappy-er.”
—insight
March 2012
1 post
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I feel like an Asian woman! Like… ‘Hola! Como estas!?’
… oh, wait. That’s Spanish.
February 2012
20 posts
Please tell me that you hear girls at UNC say intelligent things as well!
Hahaha. Sure I do. Not very often, though.
However, that may be because I’m a cynic and the dumb conversations are the only ones my selective hearing allows me to overhear.
“Mondays, like, totally suck.”
—Breaking news.
“She was like ‘don’t do it, exclamation mark exclamation mark!!’ and I was like ‘daaaamn…’”
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“Oh my gosh, are you here by yourself?! Oh. Wait. Are you one of those people that’s okay with being by yourself?
‘Cause I’m okay with that, too!!” —
‘Cause I’m okay with that, too!!” —
“When I went grocery shopping earlier today I had to stop myself from buying a lot of food ‘cause I’m planning on getting drunk later tonight.”
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“I’ve heard of square waffles.”
—(via diaryofanolderbrother) Hahahahaha
“Yeah… She’s very single. And she likes boys. A lot.”
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“So… bad news. We lost your cat.”
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“Um, I don’t want to watch a movie about small children.”
— about “The Lost Children of Rockdale County,” a movie we have to watch for one of my classes. It’s about an outbreak of syphilis among a group of teenagers in Atlanta, Georgia and how this revealed ”an underground youth culture of drinking, drugs and group sex.“
“Don’t fall in love cause…. boys are stupid and they shit on your face and stuff. I don’t… ugh. Boys are stupid!”
— really, really drunk girl.
“So this morning at 6:30 I woke up and I was like “I’m gonna go work out!” and I went and worked out.”
—Really, though. Cool story, bro.
“She had a surreptitious face.”
—what.
“Wait, you walked all the way to the grocery store? In CARRBORO? Oh my god… I would never do that.”
—note: Carrboro is 2 miles away from the farthest point on campus. From where she got off the bus at her dorm it’s 1 mile.
We interrupt these quotes to bring you an observation
It’s 35 degrees, dark, and rainy on this February night.
…and you’re wearing booty shorts for the trip back to campus? Really?
“He keeps asking me if I’m 18. Like, how old do you THINK a freshman is??”
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“Yeah… I don’t really like hooking up with people I know cause that leads to awkward dating and stuff.”
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“Can we, like, get our checks or whatever? Oh and can I, like, get a box or whatever?”
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“I don’t like studying. It, like, gives me a headache! God.”
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“Yeah, she’s still dating this guy she dated in high school. I don’t know… she could do a lot better. Huh. I guess she likes him for his personality or something. I don’t even know.”
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“I spent last night in a figure skating costume trying to impress a 22 year old. This is where my life is.”
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